Hello Gentlemen of Reddit,
After a year of aimlessly wandering from store to store, only to walk back out with my head slung low and empty handed. Disappointment awaited me at every fitting room until I started changing at the rack, I didn't care anymore, I needed a new source of OCBD. My collection of OCBDs and patience was wearing thin both figuratively and literally. Holes, loose buttons, discoloration, yellowing and funky odors were appearing on my much beloved Uniqlo Slim Fit OCBDs.
I was getting desperate as I saw the number of unvisited stores in NYC shrink. From Zara to Nordstrom, no shop had my fit. Should I source my own shirts from China? Nah, that's too much work. How can these tourists be so cheery, when my wardrobe is hanging on by a thread? Back to the subject at hand, a noose was closing in on me and my ubiquitous identity, I needed to find another OCBD that fit me or I'll be forced to go to work without a shirt! Not, that it will be a problem but it was winter, so I didn't have my summer body yet...
So, I was on Amazon attempting to cop a pair of Stan Smiths before they change the sizing on those too. I was working quickly to cling onto my chameleon identity. I had to get another shirt, this one was melting off my back, like a slice of cheap swiss cheese. Then an idea struck me like lightning from the Consumerist Gods. What if I bought a shirt from Amazon? You miss all the swing you don't take? Right? And I bought a variety of blue and white OCBDs from a slew of random brands I've never heard of.
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